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Nothing says love more than a good laugh, and you'll get one when you hand your valentine one of these free and funny Valentine's Day cards.

These Valentine's Day cards range from innocently cheesy to downright rude, and your valentine won't be able to quit laughing. From bad puns to realistic relationship woes, there's something for everyone.

Although these are all technically Valentine's Day cards, almost all of them can be used all year round to help you share some love with your special someone.

Looking for something more traditional? Here are some sweet Valentine's Day cards that are free and some printable love coupons. You'll also find free Valentine's Day printables, coloring pages, word search puzzles, clip art, and bingo cards.

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• Sarcastic Valentine's Day Cards

  One Handcrafted Life has come with two free funny Valentine's Day cards that are dripping with sarcasm. Each is decorated with red and black text to deliver your message.

  The cards include the sayings 'I'm Not Sick of You Yet!' and 'I Love Your Stupid Face.'

  Use the pink button to download them as a free PDF file and then print them out to make half-page cards.

  Sarcastic Valentine's Day Cards from One Handcrafted Life

• Quirky Love Cards

  There are 8 free funny valentines here from My Someday in May, all with whimsical illustrations and quirky little sayings that make them not your average Valentine's Day card.

  • Let's Stay Home and Watch Netflix
  • Like Peas and Carrots
  • It's Peanut Butter + Jelly Time
  • Talk Nerdy to Me
  • You're Hot
  • You Complete Me
  • My Heart Loves Your Heart

  Open them up in the free Adobe Reader and you'll be able to print one or all of them as a half-page card. Just cut along the lines and fold.

• Printable Funny Valentine's Day Cards

  Landeelu has created some funny Valentine's Day cards that are truly for the realist among us. A cut handwriting font makes the sayings even more clever and it's paired with tiny red hearts to take a bit of the edge off.

  • You're my favorite person to lay next to while I read my book.
  • I'm so glad you settled for me.
  • You are pretty much my favorite husband.
  • There's no one else I'd rather lay in bed and look at my phone with.
  • You're my favorite person to get a Redbox With (and then fall asleep on five minutes into it.)
  • You're the one I want to be next to while you're on your computer and I'm on mine.

  Half of the cards run vertically and the others run horizontally. They print two per page so it's easy to print multiple cards out.

  Printable Funny Valentine's Day Cards from Landeelu

• DIY Funny Valentine's Day Cards

  Sugar & Cloth has designed some funny Valentine's Day cards in a variety of colors, all with clever sayings on them that will be sure to get your valentine laughing.

  • I'd spend all 9 lives with you.
  • The only thing I like more than you is Netflix.
  • Was your dad a baker? Because you've got a nice set of buns.
  • Your daddy must be a drug dealer, cuz you're dope.
  • I'm no photographer, but I can picture us together.

  Each card is an individual download and is printed as a full-page, fold-over card.

  DIY Funny Valentine's Day Cards from Sugar & Cloth

• Realist Valentines

  If you've been in a relationship for a while, you know what it means to be in love day after day and you've come to embrace the monotony of it. These simple cards from Do Small Things With Love are completely relatable.

  • I love you so much that I've learned to tolerate your snoring.
  • I'm so grateful you still find me sexy even when I'm pregnant and gassy and have feet swollen to the size of dinner plates.
  • Since our wedding day, our love has grown and so has our mortgage.
  • I'm so glad you are the father of my children because I need a break. I'll be in the tub.
  • There is no one else I'd rather lay in bed with while we both look at our phones.
  • You are the reason I get up in the morning. Just kidding. It's the baby.
  • What I feel for you is so much more than financial and familial obligation.
  • You make me so happy when you do the dishes.
  • I love you so much that I'm willing to let you think you were right.
  • I never knew I could love someone this much which is good because you drive me positively insane.

  These cards are printed two per page and you can cut them out as fold-over cards or flat cards.

• Free Hand Lettered Anti-Valentine Printables

  Here are some free, printable funny Valentines cards designed in pink, black, and white. Here's what they say:

  • It's Not Me, It's You
  • Stupid Cupid
  • I Like My Chocolate Dark Just Like My Heart
  • Zombie Ate My Heart

  There are also some matching free, printable tags that you can attach to your gift.

  Free Hand Lettered Anti-Valentine Printables from Printable Crush

• Uniquely Funny Valentine's Day Cards

  The Dating Divas have designed 14 free funny Valentine's Day cards that are meant to be sent to a significant other but several could work for other relationships. Here are a few of them:

  • I think I've taken a viking to you.
  • You've stolen a pizza my heart.
  • You have most of my heart.
  • You blow me away.
  • You're just like bacon you make everything better.
  • Be my tweet heart.

  You'll download all the cards as one free PDF file and then print out the cards you like the best.

  Uniquely Funny Valentine's Day Cards from The Dating Divas

• Funny Valentine Food Puns

  Steph Calvert has designed some foodie funny valentines that have puns about cheese, apples, strawberries, and even tacos.

  The cards can be printed all on one page or each as an individual page. You can even frame them if you'd like to make the gift extra special.

• Whoopee! Valentine's Day Cards

  It doesn't get much more fun than whoopee cushions, and with these free Valentine's Day card from Paging Supermom, you get to actually include one with the card.

  The card says 'Whoopee! It's Valentine's Day' with a place to attach a whoopee cushion and add your name.

  Whoopee! Valentine's Day Cards from Paging Supermom